please empty your brain below

I plan to release my website as an extremely limited edition book in time for next Christmas. It'll be a run of two copies - one bound in genuine human skin, the other bound in formica.

Oh look - you've actually mentioned my mates' book - The Law of The Playground.

Did I mention I've shagged the author? I've shagged the author.

You could do a lot worse than a guide to London bus routes, like your recent ones....I'd buy it!











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