please empty your brain below

See, you should have gone out. I knew that was the better option. And there were (almost) no cameras, either.

The Hippopotami in the flat above me have just started playing all their old 70s albums at loud volume in the mistaken belief that everyone within a half-mile radius wants to listen to them as well. I think they're trying to encourage me to go out too.

Yes, I know your neighbours. I had a word with them.

"primetime national karaoke"
Indeed! Personally I found the G4 thing hilariously bad, was pissing myself...











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