please empty your brain below

Ah, right, OK...

Right - that's east isn't it?

My lips are sealed (it's a tricky one though).

Oh no! Not Barking!

Can't be Walfam Forest... that would be easy (and nice and close).

Redbridge!

Burma!

Come to Haringey - Britain's poorest borough!

That said, I've jus scored a job which is going to take me out of the craphole for good. Bye bye Wood Green, Wood Green bye bye!

Ealing! It's very dull on Saturdays! (I can't speak for the rest of the week, as I'm usually in work).

Liechtenstein?

Chappaquiddick?

Outer Mongolia?

Bora Bora?

Oh, the suspense ...

Back at last. It took a full two hours to get home, at an average speed of less than 5mph. Don't you just hate London's transport sometimes?

Hmmm...10 miles from Bow...

Guess I'll know where you are going, and I'm reckoning Eastish...

ive just come back from chertsey.











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