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A full section of Christmas decorations in our local department store. Lovely. |
Christmas is so yesterday darling. The Easter Eggs are out in Sunny Stockwell. Um, probably from last year actually... |
Ealing's Safeway From Hell (the bane of my entire sad life) started displaying its Christmas wares on 9th September. It's things like that which could drive me to bloody murder in the frozen food aisle, frankly. |
Why is it *always* murder in the frozen food aisle? Why couldn't it be in, say, the bread aisle? Or, the tinned vegetables? I'm surprised that I *haven't* seen any christmas stuff yet. Then again, I haven't really been looking...and I haven't been in Woolworths for a bit. |
"Murder in the frozen food aisle" just sounds right. It's alliterative and poetic, in a way that "murder in the tinned vegetable aisle" isn't. Sorry, I may be reading a little too much into this. |
Tinned vegetables don't have their very own whole aisle in my supermarket. |
The Hallmark here in Smalltown, TX introduced Christmas products at 4th July. The WalMart here in Smalltown, TX has a display out front with an array of inflateble holiday figures - black cat, skeeleton, thanksgiving turkey, the Grinch, a snowman, and Santa Claus. There are similar regions inside the store as well. Get those holiday ornaments especial while you can. BTW - did I mention it was near 100 degrees Farenheit? |
What's christmas? |
large tin of Roses with Santa and Rudolph on it, Tesco Metro, 8th September. |
I think the reason it's always the frozen food aisle is because that contains the frozen joints of meat. What could be more appropriate than bludgeoning someone repeatedly over the head with a leg of lamb, then chopping up their body into small joints of (human) meat and placing it in the frozen food aisle? Eh? EH? In a similar way to DG, I have a horrible feeling that I may be thinking about this too much. "NURSE! NURSE!" |
There used to be a Christmas store on Walthamstow High St that would remain dark and closed through the summer months, only to throw open it's doors and usher in the festive season the day after August Bank Holiday. Never made me feel very bleedin jolly. |
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