please empty your brain below

Bravo Sir, wonderful stuff (as usual!)

Masterful, sir.

And Val Singleton - she is, you know.

Our kids being brainwashed with "Beatlemania". You couldn't make it up.

"Soap starlet Hilda Ogden bares all inside"

Oh my god, the very thought....

That was before they made the switch to New Tory, I guess.

I heard a tasty rumour some years about about Saint Val of Beeb. She was, it is alledged, connected with a certain songstress from the midlands. Don't want to say more in case it is wrong, which it probably is. However, if it is true I say "good for her!".

Phew, what a scorcher! Excellent stuff.

The Sun: Sexist, racist, homophobic and libellous since 1964 and a British institution. Doesn't it make you proud to come from Blighty.

It's calling to speak in defence of that scumbag rag, but actually it's only been like that since Murdoch nought it in 69











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