please empty your brain below

Eye Saw Opticians

distress (suicide line)

eye-sore (eye doctor)

The well-known manufacturer of snooker accessories - Eye Cue

And would the closed-down Macdonalds in Diss be Diss-enfranchised?

Travel agent - Dissappear.

How about a printer called Eye Talics?

home made expensive soaps - eye stink.
gay furniture store - eye-key-aaahhhh!
floatation tank centre - diss-stressed.
fire place shop - dissmantle.

Massage parlour: Eye Say!

It's twinned with Datt, you know.

Anger management counselling for pets: Diss Temper
Incompetent hairdressers: Diss Tress
Job Cente: Diss Appointments
Music shop: Eye Tunes

Ill-fated music shop catering to a very select market in terms of recording format: Diss and DAT.

Rope makers: Diss Cord.

hmm... not very good

Furniture Store - Eye Kea

quelle coïncidence! i was in great ellingham over the weekend...

how about diss figured the private plastic surgeon?

Diss Integrate - recycling plant in Diss

Eye Eye - Personal Investigators in Eye

Diss Peptic--gastroenterologists

Eye Tinnery - canning factory cum travel agent

Diss Graceful - dancing school

Diss Talgesic - chemist

I would like to apply for the subeditor's job at the Diss Evening Gazette. Here are some sample headlines from my portfolio:

Diss Respect (Thousands line roadside to pay last silent homage to local figure's passing funeral cortege)

Diss Town is Coming Like a Ghost Town-All The Shops Are Being Closed Down (opening of out-of-town mall threatens livelihood of long-standing traders)

What is the Meaning of Diss- townspeople, upset by demise of respected local figure and closedown of town centre shops, become gripped by nagging sense of existential ennui).

OK, I'll stop now.











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