please empty your brain below |
Eye Saw Opticians |
distress (suicide line) |
eye-sore (eye doctor) |
The well-known manufacturer of snooker accessories - Eye Cue |
And would the closed-down Macdonalds in Diss be Diss-enfranchised? |
Travel agent - Dissappear. |
How about a printer called Eye Talics? |
home made expensive soaps - eye stink. gay furniture store - eye-key-aaahhhh! floatation tank centre - diss-stressed. fire place shop - dissmantle. |
Massage parlour: Eye Say! |
It's twinned with Datt, you know. |
Anger management counselling for pets: Diss Temper Incompetent hairdressers: Diss Tress Job Cente: Diss Appointments Music shop: Eye Tunes |
Ill-fated music shop catering to a very select market in terms of recording format: Diss and DAT. Rope makers: Diss Cord. hmm... not very good |
Furniture Store - Eye Kea |
quelle coïncidence! i was in great ellingham over the weekend... how about diss figured the private plastic surgeon? |
Diss Integrate - recycling plant in Diss Eye Eye - Personal Investigators in Eye |
Diss Peptic--gastroenterologists |
Eye Tinnery - canning factory cum travel agent Diss Graceful - dancing school Diss Talgesic - chemist |
I would like to apply for the subeditor's job at the Diss Evening Gazette. Here are some sample headlines from my portfolio: Diss Respect (Thousands line roadside to pay last silent homage to local figure's passing funeral cortege) Diss Town is Coming Like a Ghost Town-All The Shops Are Being Closed Down (opening of out-of-town mall threatens livelihood of long-standing traders) What is the Meaning of Diss- townspeople, upset by demise of respected local figure and closedown of town centre shops, become gripped by nagging sense of existential ennui). OK, I'll stop now. |
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