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Here are 12 UK supermarket chains. Put them in order. Most respectable/upmarket first. Stick your order in the comments box please.

A) Aldi
B) Asda
C) Co-op
D) Kwik Save
E) Lidl
F) Marks & Spencer
G) Morrisons
H) Safeway
I) Sainsburys
J) Somerfield
K) Tesco
L) Waitrose

Hmmmm.
This is 'respectable/upmarket' to me (ie I would spend my money in them in this order) as opposed to my perception of what other people might think (which would be quite different). Hope that is OK.

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(with the help of Q seeing as i only know a handful of these supermarkets ...)
I)Sainsburys
G)Morrisons
B)Asda
H)Safeway
L)Waitrose
J)Somerfield
K)Tesco
C)Co-op
F)Marks & Spencer
D)Kwik Save
E)Lidl
A)Aldi

I thought Waitrose and Sainsburys were the best - times have changed according to Q.

Again, I only know a handful of these, and I know that there have been changes since my day, so this may be out of date oh sod it never mind. Also, I know there are regional variations...

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But I've never actually been to some of these.

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Although I haven't been in any of the last 5 for a few years.

Interestingly (not really but as we're on the subject) our local rather tatty Safeway is supposed to become a super-duper Waitrose before the end of the year. I hope they've got a large budget.

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Hmmm, interesting - I had more trouble with the order at the bottom than the top on this one. Here we go :

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Lidl's is none-more-pikey and comes with a health warning.

Aldi on the other hand is a) pikey and b) bonkers in that it also sells garden tools.

Waitrose
Marks & Spencer
Sainsburys
Tesco
Co-op
Asda
Somerfield
Safeway
Morrisons
Kwik Save
Lidl
Aldi

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K
B
H (ALWAYS sells me rotten fruit)
J
G
C
D
E
A
L (Waitrose go at the bottom of my list as they might put out an aura of respectability but their business tactics absolutely stink. More info http://www.stopsuperstore.co.uk/ )

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Again, not been in some of these for a while, but have been in all at some point.

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I've visited them all at some point apart from Lidl - I don't even know where I'd find one.

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Maybe you should have added Fortnums to the list?

dg writes: Nearly put it in, but it's not a chain

Add Iceland or even Costcutter to the list and the relegation battle becomes even more interesting...

dg writes: Nearly put Iceland in, but wanted to restrict the list to 12

L, F, I, K, H, B, G, C, J, D, E, A.

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-- which as far as I know, is still considered an insult in Lithuania.

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hmm DG, how does respectable (honest and decent), automatically equate to being upmarket?
upmarket is easy, but not so respectable. We buy tonnes from Aldi,if you pick your brands carefully it is cheap but of excellent quality, in many cases better than the so called quality supermarkets. They treat their employees well, paying above other supermarket rates I understand, and it shows in that their staff are much friendlier than most.

Around here they also have a following amongst the Range Rover brigade, a bit of shabby chique perhaps.
Aldi would therefore be at the top for respectabilty but at the bottom for upmarket, in my humble opinion of course.

dg writes: interesting how some people's view of 'respectable' is based on quality and ethics, whereas for others it's 'would I be seen dead shopping there?'

Cool idea this!

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Although Safeway have been taken over by Morrisons and are slowly being rebranded...

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My perception of the co-op may be wonky and biased towards the fact the ones in the north were massive and the one here in the south is just totally impossible to get to by public transport.

Where does CostCo fit?

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Amaazing how many of you are still falling for the con that is Waitrose...

Mr BW, damn you, you've wrecked my tomorrow's post.

Alan, Costco is restricted entry so can't fit anywhere.

And, DG, you've compromised the reliability and validity of your data with the first sentence in your post directly below this

dg writes: assuming it was ever vaild and reliable in the first place

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FLIKHBJCGDAE - though mostly this is because the first few letters weren't ones I encountered in Wales and therefore didn't see the poxy small-town variants that I suffered through with the later letters.

I'm going to have to leave A, D and E out because I've never heard of them. My local "H" has improved quite a bit since Morrisons bought them, but to be fair I've never been in a Morrisons - gives me a good opinion of them, but I'll have to leave them out. I also hear that "I" used to be regarded as quite good, but I've only lived here for two years and I find them quite crap. I find them "upmarket" by virtue of being expensive, not good.

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Given a Co-op of any size nearby, I'd prefer to shop there a lot more often. Asda gets bottom marks for being owned by WalMart, even if they're not bad in and of themselves.

f, l, h, k, h, j, g, b, c, d, e, a

admittedly, i'm astonished at the responses so far. M&S is not a real supermarket - i'm surprised it's even on the list.

I love Waitrose. They are pricey, but their organics range is second-to-none.

My local (N22) is a Safeway and it's a right dump - the fruit's been jumped up and down on and the floors are always sticky. A Sainsbury's Central (half the stock at twice the price) has just opened down the High Road (replacing the big branch that's now a Matalan), and it's pretty decent. Sainsbury's used to be a sewer but it's really come along in recent years. Tesco are the best but my nearest are either Colney Hatch or Leyton - a bit too far even for their smashing fresh bread and Danish pastries. Irritatingly, the Tesco Metro (a third of the stock at three times the price) in Oxford Street, a branch I used a great deal when working in town, has closed.
A fun(?) experiment next time you're in Friern Barnet. Go to the Co-Op and tell me if there isn't a strong smell of weewee. I can't imagine why. The place was even stripped and rebuilt from top to toe last year and the piss smell came straight back!

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With 31 results in (thankyou) it's still very tight for 6th, 7th, 8th and 9th places. In alphabetical order that's Asda, Co-op, Morrisons, Somerfield. Other positions seem pretty much settled.

1=L,C
2 T

Morrison's is superb and I would put it top of the bill. And it sells a good range of decently-priced wine. However, my social stratification would be:

L, F, I, J (allure to middle classes of small, expensive, crap branches), C & K, H, G, B, A, D, E

In terms of where I would shop:

G, K, I: the first excellent, quality available in the second, tasty bargains to be had in the last.

Talking of ethics, Waitrose, being part of the John Lewis Group, presumably have excellent conditions etc for their staff. John Lewis Group is often listed as one the best employers in the country.

I won't really explain my reasons, since you never asked for that, except to say Morrisons LAST cost they're bloody Northerners!
I think I'll blog about this tomorrow morning!
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As 'Random' says, the organic range at Waitrose is superb. But rather bizarrely, I was in a Morrisons today and was VERY impressed ath their 'Farmers Market' section which was choc full of excellent organic stuffs.

I empathise with NiC's feelings, but isn't that the way ALL supermarkets operate their businesses these days?

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I'm probably odd but I love supermarket shopping (although less so when they're busy)

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I'll go for L H F C G I J K B E.
K hasn't done very well but we stopped for a drink in one of their cafes part way through a car journey on Friday and they couldn't provide a glass glass or even a straw.That's pretty downmarket in my book.
This could all be a GLACE FIB or some other anagram...

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c (so my boss tells me) does great fairtrade chocolate; but so what? he's a fat bastard and i'm diabetic.

Wot No Farm Foods?

Have to agree with Matt - the Safeway in N22 is really dire. Long live online grocery shopping, since trekking to any other big supermarket in person is a pain.

L) Waitrose
F) Sparks and Mincer
J) Somerfield
I) Sainsburys
H) Safeway
K) Tesco
G) Morrisons
C) Co-op
B) Asda
E) Lidl
A) Aldi

I suppose ICELAND would come in somewhere near the bottom too.

1= Waitrose
1= Marks & Spencer
3 Sainsburys
4 Tesco
5= Safeway
5= Morrisons
7 Asda
8 Somerfield
9 Co-op
10 Kwik Save
11 Aldi
12 Lidl

And my order is LFIKCHJGBDAE

24 hours is up - poll closed

(blimey, I've never had more than 50 comments before)

Alright, I looked up my nearest Kwik Save, Aldi and Lidl stores. They're in Tottenham. That right there tells me to stuff them at the bottom of the list. :p I'd have to guess at the order, though.

OK, I've written my Aldi story of Value and Quality here.

Can't believe i'm actually doing this...
Safeway in Blackheath rules as far as i'm concerned. There's a cute guy called Billy who works there and is so friendly.
M&S stinks - their sandwiches are the pits these days.
never been in an Aldis or a Lidl. KwickSave was for northern commoners where i uesed to live and Tesco advertising is awful. HIFGBKJDLEAC











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