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Thwack, over went the little princess. Says it all, really...

Would it be too obvious to say that this memorial has become a minefield?

It's hardly an unusual health risk is it - small children falling over. Front page shocker.
The liability would lie in adults who deposit small children in a fountain made of granite and are surprised if they fall over. I say line the fountain with toddler height spikes and see how many 'responsible parents' complain.

toddlers fall over. fact.

so do older children, when in water. what did anyone expect ?

I'd like to propose the closure of the M25. It's just not safe for kids to play on.

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