please empty your brain below

We've already thought of Rooney turning into the next Gazzer - the shitty cover of "Ferry cross the Mersey" can't be that far away.

i meant 'brilliant' to avoid repetition - but oh, what the hell.

So the media have turned this lad into a hero and superstar. How long before the
young roonatic misses an absolute sitter, gets sent off for an awful foul or gives away
a vital penalty? Then having been built him up the media will have a field day
knocking him down again.

Get Private Eye to sign on the dotted line before writing this sort of stuff, otherwise they'll just pinch it...

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