please empty your brain below

"I'm on the escalator see you in five"

*drools onto clean shirt* - hot spiced gingerbread smothered with lurpak. stupid diet!

"Sinner or winner?"

Spare some change, Guv?

Lucky Hevver for the children? Lucky hevver?

oh yes i like that one. i always add "hasn't brought you any dear".

Wot the f*** are you looking at ?

"No, go on, after you."

"Fanks, luv."

not everyone is a philistine.

We got a taxi from Paddington to Aldwych. The taxi driver claimed he couldn't break a £20 note. Cnut. So I rushed in to the hotel to get change. The doormen couldn't help, but Scott had sufficient change in his wallet - we clubbed together and gave the taxi driver axactly what it said on the meter. No tip, and all in small change. So he had plenty of change after that.

"Ladies and Gentleman - there is currently a good service running on all Underground lines"

"Mind the Crap!"

I'm trying to remember what Stanley Green (the protein man) used to call out on Oxford Street.
Feeling very old on realising that he died over 10 years ago, but luckily the Museum of London have his banner and booklets.
The Atkins diet might never have caught on if he were still around with his warnings about too much protein..... and sitting.

Hear ye, hear ye!
More of your street cries added to the list!
Three great links to Stanley Green added too!
Hear ye, hear ye!

poor stanley. less passion? a life without passion? a passionless and proteinless life is pointless. that right DG?

According to Stanley there are 'eight passion proteins'. I would eat more of them but I really hate eggs and lentils.

what about snails and oysters?











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