please empty your brain below

fuckin' halloween. last year I answered the door to trick or treaters wearing one leg of a pair of tights pulled down over my face. the accompanying parents tut-tutted and pulled their little 'uns away. i never got to give out any of the mini mars bars I'd bought. hurrah!
*note to self - must remember to sneak down the gardens tonight looking for freshly laundered tights/stockings*

Hmmm - imagine the possiblilties of combining the product of 5 with the handicraft of 2.

Ah, Halloween....trick or treat? mmmm, it's time to clear out all that manky brown and green food from the back of the fridge that's been building up since this time last year.

i can recommend option 9. pure phase has seen me through many a dark evening.

nutmeg and calpol six plus. try it when you're down.

benelyn is better.











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