please empty your brain below

Golf brollies carried horizontally underarm...GRRRR! I've been whacked, stabbed and tripped by people carrying those. Now I just push them down and give 'em a Marmalade Hard Stare.

More umbrella weirdness at As Above (Wednesday 9th entries)

I prefer the cool a good sharp summer shower can bring.

However I am in full agreement over the hatred of the brolly, having many times been struck in the face by the sharp spikes of these offensive weapons.

Yesterday whilst waiting for a bus, a jerk with a HUGE golf style brolly caused the whole queue to have duck out of the way as he forced his way along the pavement. It had stopped raining five minutes earlier.

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