please empty your brain below
And let us not forget the correct pronunciation. It's "Feng Shooey" to rhyme with "Hong Kong Phooey" and "I paid thirty quid for these wind chimes and my life's still shit-ooey."

Scaryduck | Homepage | 16.07.03 - 9:43 a.m. | #

Chortle.

Additionally, Feng Shooey should always be used as a verb if possible. As in 'I had this guy in to Feng Shooey up my house. He said that before, all my rooms were blue, and so I was blue too, but now everything is beige, I feel really... empowered. So I'm moving.'

Alan | Homepage | 16.07.03 - 9:51 a.m. | #

Very good.

But, is your world upside down DG?
Or is north south in Feng Shui terms?

Blue Witch | Homepage | 16.07.03 - 10:42 a.m. | #

i love that Lager advert with the Feng Shway guy.

All thats left is the TV, chair, fridge and toilet.

Ha

Big Cheese | 16.07.03 - 10:45 a.m. | #

Someone's been watching Dinner Party Inspectors.

Just how mental was that Essex Bird, anyway?

--Ant-- | 16.07.03 - 11:06 a.m. | #

Not just upside down, BW, but back to front as well. SE appears to be NW etc.

Dave | 16.07.03 - 1:09 p.m. | #

No, really, South is at the 'top' of a Feng Shui compass because South is more important than North.

I did my research. I did at least 12 minutes of research in fact, which probably qualifies me to be a Feng Shui expert.

diamond geezer | Homepage | 16.07.03 - 8:21 p.m. | #

Lovely pictures but the mouseover thing didn't work in my browser. Which is my fault for not using Internet Explorer I suppose.

Douglas | 17.07.03 - 12:33 a.m. | #

This is my first visit to your blog. After mouseing over Feng Shui I added you to my favorites Thanks See you soon....Bill

Bill Talbot | 17.07.03 - 3:39 a.m. | #

The mouseover thing didn't work with Mozilla, maybe because I have it set up to kill pop-ups. But it didn't work with Internet Explorer either. Hmmm... I must have something turned off somewhere.

Scott | Homepage | 17.07.03 - 4:26 a.m. | #

Sorry to hear that mouseover works about as well as Feng Shui for some people.

Maybe mouseover text only works with IE. Or maybe I should have written the code different, but if this is anything to go by I think I don't understand a word of it.

diamond geezer | Homepage | 17.07.03 - 8:00 a.m. | #

the twat does the i-ching thingy. it's actually pretty good - he has a link to it on his blog.

i think.

zed | Homepage | 17.07.03 - 10:37 a.m. | #

I'm a great believer in Tao te Ching.

Peter | Homepage | 17.07.03 - 1:58 p.m. | #

Don't think it's mozilla's pop up stopper 'cause I re-enabled pop ups for this site due to occassionally not getting the comments window to open.
But I see the time for comments on *this* post has past so I too shall move on.

Douglas | 17.07.03 - 7:01 p.m. | #

The mouseover thing doesn't work in IE on a mac either. ALT tags [which I assume is what you used] don't mouseover - you need to use A titles.

David | Homepage | 18.07.03 - 4:42 a.m. | #

Sorry David. Looks like I was using a dodgy method of predicting how things should be displayed there... much like Feng Shui really.

I've had a look here, and tried to fix things, so hopefully the text now pops up properly?

diamond geezer | Homepage | 18.07.03 - 8:05 a.m. | #











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