please empty your brain below

Got drunk?

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die?

Wrote frightening verse to a buck toothed girl in Luxembourg?

Stuck a bicycle pump up a cat's arse to see if you could make a big furry balloon?

played tetris? came to london?

all wrong

My money's on kissing another bloke, to be frank.

Why does it have to be Frank? It could have been John.

learning to drive?

Played Canasta with Judith Chalmers?

Scaryduck would never write that on his own site. Would offend his pet-loving readers.

Sprouted your first pube? Belatedly...

all still wrong











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