please empty your brain below

It's a little known fact that Sir Jimmy Saville co-hosted the very first Top Of The Pops with Gracie Fields back in 1936. In fact, it looks like I'm watching that very show on my TV at the moment.

Bloody hell, when Geez can't tell football (on 2 channels)from TOTP, you know it's bad......

I'm sure I saw The Clangers in my front room last night. And I don't even have a telly.

I can see four of The Clangers on my windowsill right now. It's a better bet than watching the telly, that's for sure.

fortunately for you, 1936 television WAS quality, allowing for the fact that all the ladies looked like Barbara Cartland and Gracie Fields was banned from TOTP because she sang with a northern accent unintelligeable to viewers in the Imperial Metropolis.

Just don't ever try open-back surgery when the batteries run out. It's not a nice thing to see. Stuffing everywhere.











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