please empty your brain below

i work at the check-out at sainsburys in mayfair (***hi collette!!!****) and i just want to say that there is no way mr jim archer our lunchtime manager would make the store smell of turkey right?. he's very clean, besides hes vegitariane. i no what it it is right, its all them nobby suits what come in for there lunches after its been raining. me right, i wear my leggings 6 days tops before i wash them, but not them. seem em come through, same suit day in day out. a while back i fancied getting myself with a suit - not wearing one - shagging one, but not now. you ever been in a tube train when its raining out? damp dirty suits wrapped around sweaty blokes, grimy collars and that - smells like chicken crisps - espeshially the crutch. anyways thats my theory. bet the diamond geeezare doesn't wear a suit. me and my mate collette was talking about him yesterdays. he's so mysterious. we bet he's gorgeous. and doesn't smell of turkey at all. well he can't do can he, or he woulnt be able to smell all the suits what use my till. if you see what i mean. i wish he'd use my till.

hey ladies... i,m usually a somerfield kinda guy, but if you and collette are on bogof then i'd cash in my premium points for some of your nectar xx :-p











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