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Your warning comes too late - I've just renewed my Annual Travelcard!
So what earth-changing events happened in 3113 BC, at the beginning of this Long Count? |
A *third* Comet? The one we've got is in enough trouble as it is...
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I planned well, then :)
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Thank you DG, you made my day :)
I'll die on a computer keyboard, with those last lines of code in my head - appropriate end for a life quite fun but probably too blighted by compromise. I wonder why we like to fantasize about Armageddon. It's the fear of dying alone? |
I wouldn't recommend heading to New Zealand. It's currently overrun with hobbits.
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I'll probably go out as fitting for a 21st century mum... posting minute by minute accounts of the destruction with my friends on Facebook!
Or having a nice chat with them if it isn't! |
Load of old B......
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Maybe I should arrange to be trapped in a large second-hand book shop with coffee on tap (and a handy toilet), a supply of scones and raspberry jam and my harmonica for playing as I need. Oh and plenty of candles and matches for when the power fails.
Actually I think I'll arrange for this all to happen anyway, as I am not a believer (in anything really) and, well, if it does happen after all, then I (and you) won't be able to discuss it much. |
Actually Armageddon has already hit New Zealand, just check out Palmeston North.
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Those in the know are off to Bugarach in the French Alps
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/19/bugarach-french-village-survive-mayan-apocalypse Space ships are due to arrive to gather up you up just in time. |
The disater movie was released in 2009 (just in case?) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_(film)
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I've got the day off so it should'nt effect me !.
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New Zealand is Armageddon. There's more going on in Bow than the whole of their country. Honest.
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All it really is the calendar maker stopped for a fag break, took a walk round the Ziggurat and fell off, without having an assistant to carry on. Never mind, they said, 2012's a bloody long way away, we'll have someone trained up by then to carry on. Then a focus group decided having a go at invading Europeans was a bigger deal, so it got forgot. Typical management - blame it on the staff...
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No need to worry about the low passenger numbers on the cable car if its only got another few weeks.
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