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Think I will just watch the conflagration from Hertfordshire, thanks.
But how do I identify the closest point on the perimeter, if I unwisely venture into London? |
In an emergency, you might want to walk along any railway or motorway. Or go to the nearest pub for that matter :)
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Keep going in roughly the same direction and you're half way to the Secret Bunker at Kelvedon Hatch. Which would be a good place to hole up until Gordon Freeman can close the dimensional rift unleashed in the Black Mesa Research facility in the pyramid on top of Canary Wharf.
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Loved the allusion to zombies in Stratford, having seen people in zombie chasing games during the Summer there.
As a cyclist, I have to ask if the escape would be speeded by the use of two wheels? |
Deuces closed after being firebombed a couple of years ago but you can retrospectively enjoy its demise anyway.
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Just had an emergency evacuation myself.
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"created by computer according to three simple rules".
1. Identify the closest point on the Greater London perimeter. ............. 3. Plot a course following the most direct walking route." I hope a real computer algorithm would be a bit more sophisticated: otherwise you're in for a long walk if you're in Thamesmead or Erith (walk to Rainham Marshes via the Woolwich Tunnel). Some parts of Hampton would get silly answers too. |
With all those extra people turning up outside their door I hope the Three Jolly Wheelers (whoever they might be) have the foresight to stock up with extra beer and crisps. If not there really is going to be an emergency.
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Hahahahahaha! Brilliant! Love these kinds of posts!
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London's boundaries have moved considerably over time... for example I now live inside the coal duty boundary, but outside the GLA boundary, but still in the TfL zoned fares boundary with a matching TfL bus and train service, but outside the boundary of any county of London, but inside the M25...
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020 phone numbers is another possible definition. Excludes Uxbridge Orpington Erith and Havering but includes Thames Ditton, Ewell, Elstree and Chigwell
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/020_UK_dial_code_area_-_2007.png |
Our little village is part of the emergency evacuation from London plan (it's got a better title than that, but I've forgotten what it is).
As I am now the only one amongst the Nice Ladies who will be looking after you who has a current Food Safety Certificate (which the plan says is *essential* for anyone handling food, which has always amused me), you'll have to hope that I'm feeling OK on the day you all drop by. If you identify yourself as a reader of DG I'll make sure you get one of the better camp beds. If you call me BW in public, I'll make sure that you sleep on the floor ;) |
I seem to recall reading that in the Victorian era the first part of this route (as far as Wanstead flats) was a popular Sunday walk for the families of east London. It's still not a bad stroll (apart from the half-crazed denizens of Hell trying to eat your brains).
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Are you absolutely sure that the Metropolitan Police have a dog training centre in Essex? If so it has managed to keep an extreme low profile.
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The Met Police's dog training centre is just this side of the Essex border, in Woodford Bridge. It's a lovely old building.
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I never realised how safe I was when I used to drink at the Wheelers.
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You forgot to list rabid building developers throwing up ill designed bijou dwellings in the way.
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there is also a Guide Dog Training Cantre in Woodford Bridge, I've been to one of their Open Days, don't know if the dogs from the two training centres socialise.
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I thought those training centres were more Barking-By-Bow.
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Alternatively, in the words of the old saying:
1. Find a comfortable place to sit 2. Place head between legs as far as possible and 3. Kiss your arse goodbye. |
Beware: Google Maps introduces an entirely spurious detour of the GLA boundary up the Thames as far as Crossness. That would allow a very direct approach of three miles along the Ridgeway above the Bazalgette sewer from Plumstead. Having walked it on Friday in the rain I can't really recommend the experience except to the connoisseur.
But Google is wrong, and my nearest bit of boundary is in Joydens Wood. |
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