please empty your brain below

For Question 8, you left out the possibility:
- "was married this morning, but after 'her indoors' saw the answer to Q2 we're now separated"

No question on religion? For shame - that's absolutely the best bit!

Reportedly, question 17 is actually about the Welsh language, and only says anything if you live in Wales.

Q13 made me spit out some of my tea as i laughed, reminds me of "Smash Hits" ...

You missed inside leg measurement - after all, this is an important piece of information so that the right number of height adjusted bikes can be provided. (Equality Act 2010 considerations etc etc.)

Regarding accommodation, what option does one pick if they live in a small studio flat within a Hackney tower block? I would hardly call that a ‘mansion’.

As for Question 17, I like to imagine it’s asking about the meaning of life (for which the answer is 42, of course).

I thought question 17 was intentionally left blank so you could draw a willy on the page.

Haha Debster, I honestly did laugh out loud. And thanks for another inspired post DG.

i worked out q20, took 10 mins, leave it ticked and u won't get any promo junk

Hahahahahaha Brilliant DG. Two funny posts in as many days! DG at his best!

We don't get the comedy blank question in Scotland - it's all about if you speak Scots or Gaelic.

You'd think they'd have come up with a special question all of their own for the English...

Muhahaha so funny

oh shit, I HAVE drawn a willy on the page - do I get fined?

Damn, I'm going to have to unseal my envelope to draw a willy on the page.

The censuses of the past have given so much historical information - how many people lived in houses, their ages, and what trades or professions they had. I looked up the census in Ireland in the early 20th century and found out about my grandfather's family. Without a census we'd have much less knowledge of the past. I think some of the questions are intrusive but one isn't executed for not answering them. A census is a bit skewed because quite a lot of people won't return it, but it gives a general idea about society today. Apparently there won't be another after this one - how will they find out about us?!

Debster- have we moved away from kittens?

I like this-it made me laugh. I like the Yoda religion and would like to tell the all-thor-rit-tees I am not the droid they are looking for.

Amused - kittens are not for government consumption. They can have willies for that.

Did anyone notice that the actual form asks you to sign that you have completed the form (to the best of your knowledge), but says nothing about having completed it accurately?

Ooh now *there* is a challenge ...

I'm so awesome that the BEST of my knowledge would just blow their minds.











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