please empty your brain below

What royal baby?

(i joke, but a colleague of a friend apparently turned around and said he had no idea Kate was pregnant)
I see BBC News have resurrected the 'A&E under crisis this winter' story from a couple of weeks ago, as lead story again this morning. Clearly the BBC bored even themselves.
I did actually wonder what it must be like laying on a delivery table with one's hoochie all exposed, bloodied and likely torn or cut, having potentially crapped oneself, heaving so hard the blood vessels in the eyes popped, only to know that the world's media was outside dying to get a look in and wondering when the hell you'd finish (probably so they nick off for some chips and beer or a coffee or something).
About 7 or 8 pages in yesterday's Torygraph. About the same today. Yawn.
Jolly good show.
The Private Eye has summed it up nicely
Brilliant!
Yes, brilliant DG
I might have you know that this is not just any baby. This baby is going to want to wear a crown to the kindergarten fancy dress party and Daddy is going to say "Noooo - you don't wear work clothes to Fancy Dress."
If the country we live in, currently called the United Kingdom, was a democracy in which we not only elected our second parliamentary chamber (if indeed we actually need one), but also an elected President (hopefully not a politician), nobody would have any interest in the Head of State's great grandchild or indeed any of their extended family members. Currently we are inflicted with generations of regal minions and all of them seekers of deference.
Royalty has one thing in common with the Taliban, they're both medieval!
At least they picked an appropriate German name, Georg (pronounced Gay-org). Prince Georg Battenburg (I like it), sorry Mountbatten, sorry Saxe-Coburg Gotha, sorry I forgot their stage name, Windsor.










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