please empty your brain below

Excellent.
Very good indeed.
*wonders to whom one needs to direct information of suspected blog reward scams*

(no Twitter account with that name exists)
I can't wait for my dangleway trip.
Well, no-one will ever get to the 400 point level as the card is valid for 12 months and ther is one letter per day.
For the 400 Diamond Points reward do we get to meet DG himself or just other DG readers?
" entitles you to a signed copy of the first diamond geezer e-book"

Electronic book + virtual signature?
You missed out the bit about dishing up the data gathered to the police and security services as and when they want it.
*notes random gold stars appearing against commentators' names*
I've managed to activate the card without filling in any of the boxes.
You've missed the box for entering your password again so that you can get it wrong straightaway.
Untick the box, repeat UNTICK the box.

my favourite junk postcode is SW1 1AA
Oooh! What a nice shiny card! Do we get double points for old fashionedly reading on a computer rather than on a mobile on the go?
If you're wondering whether to tick the box or not, the secret is to break the sentence down into parts.

The 'not fail' words effectively cancel each other out, and if we remove the 'don't' at the start of the sentence for now you're left with:

'If you want to receive special offers by email from valued partners, don't forget to untick this box.' - here you would leave the box ticked to make sure your details aren't sold off to every PPI claims company in existence.

If we reintroduce the 'don't' into the start of the sentence it's clear we need the opposite of our previous step, so now we would leave it unticked.

I've just signed up for my card, I can't wait for the Christmas soirée!
I got as far as the bit about kittens and just signed up without reading the rest. Between me and Debster we should soon have this blog on track to being crazy cat lady friendly ...
Triffic. I shall print out the card and laminate it to take it down Hatton Garden and see if it works OK. Well done for getting full-stops into the Ts&Cs. Woops the kitten's just chewed up my card.
Ummm. What does non-alphanumeric mean?
On the form, you forgot to add the boxes for people to enter their bamk account and credit card details and online password :-)
And for 1000 points, you get to the front of the queue at Open House Weekend 2014 to visit...Diamond Geezer's pad in Bow...see the laptop...the sofa...the kitchen...the bedroom where assorted nieces and friends stayed overnight. Can't wait.
"What does non-alphanumeric mean?". A symbol probably. E.G. #!£%^* etc.
Out of interest, from the information provided by your blogging software is it possible to work out how many people log in every day?

dg writes: It's usually between 1500 and 2000 people visiting the website daily. I don't know how many people read my blogfeed elsewhere.
Thanks Jon, but there's still a problem.
I tried your suggestion of E.G.#!£%^*etc but it said I couldn't use that as a password because it already belonged to someone else :(
Notes gold stars are VERY random. They change every time you come back, thus prompting one to come back again and again. How DOES he do it?
chrome:
You mean SW1*A* 1AA?
This whole post feels like an in-joke that I'm not in on.

*wonders how many people did print off a card and activate it*
Yep sorry, SW1A 1AA is what I meant.
@ blue witch, I hope you did activate your card, the next stage of the project will be that you won't be allowed to read any more posts without using your card to log in.
Ooh, can I get extra points with my Diamond Club credit card?










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