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Judging by the dominant colour in that photo, shouldn't the town be called Redford?
Hi DG
That's a brilliant photo representing Retford. We went there for a friend's wedding recently and reckoned it had the highest density of mobility scooters anywhere in the UK!
@John, you obviously haven't been to my town of Basildon. I swear it looks like the village of the damned sometimes.
I went to Retford a few years ago, got there about 5.30pm and it was closed!
Went to Basildon today, God it's a depressing place.
Next stop Worksop?
Retford looks nice
I quite liked Retford, actually, in the brief 30 minutes we had wandering up the High Street (not as far as the pretty bit) and back.










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