please empty your brain below

You should have got daddy to pay to get you into the meerkat pen, it's only a lot of money and you get a photo.
Wow! So many difficult words as the animals all have funny names and there was not one spelling error. I think daddy must have bought you some kind of computer that spells things correctly for you. Or did daddy help?
That was a very good story,young DG. 👍🏻Tick,vg. (I hope your Daddy only bought you lemonade when he took you to the pub?)
What's a Shih-Tzu?

One with no penguins.
Because ... ?
Very Good, DG. Silver star at least!
Did the owls have names?
Happy belated birthday to Daddy DG.

I am amused that you picked the zoo for your birthday trip.
Ah, that explains it all.

DG's 'judicious fare-fiddling' is revealed as a schoolboy disguise that allowed him to get there on a 'ridiculously cheap' CHILD rail ticket !
Splendid post from Diddy Geezer.
Have some sympathy for me. I had to take this precocious little boy around the zoo all day and try to answer his incessant questions.
daddy, what does "breeding reasons" mean?

How do you breed reasons anyway?
Brings back some memories; we went to Banham Zoo when our boys were quite young - they're 30 and 38 now, so it must have been in the early/mid 80s!

If you want to go to another zoo, try the one at Colchester - they have tigers too, and you can walk through the pool containing the seals and sealions in a see-through tunnel!

But, don't go next week because, probably like most of the country, it's half-term, and it will be packed!
I hope Daddy DG bought you an ice cream for being a good boy.

Happy belated birthday Daddy DG










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