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Welcome to the Diamond Geezer Cafe.

diamond geezer | Homepage | 11.06.18 - 12:05 a.m. | #

Do you have to provide your own mug?

Matthew | 11.06.18 - 7:06 a.m. | #

Is the tea fairtrade? And what type of tea leaves are used? Can you confirm the availability of soya milk? Do delivery and kitchen staff get paid the London living wage? These are some of the questions I need answering before I can consider making use of this new service,

John | 11.06.18 - 7:10 a.m. | #

Well, I enjoyed mine. Thank you.

Sarah | Homepage | 11.06.18 - 7:16 a.m. | #

I brought my own - Assam, milk, no sugar. Is there a tea equivalent of "corkage" in such circumstances?

Waterhouse | 11.06.18 - 7:38 a.m. | #

A digestive biscuit with your tea in the morning - the extravagance.

Still Anon | 11.06.18 - 7:42 a.m. | #

Can I have a shortcake biscuit with mine,please? Oh and I do hope it's fairtrade loose tea that is being brewed? 😉

Jo W | 11.06.18 - 8:01 a.m. | #

Can I pet kittens while consuming my tea?

kittens | 11.06.18 - 8:39 a.m. | #

I do hope you're using a (warmed) teapot.

Oz | Homepage | 11.06.18 - 9:43 a.m. | #

Some of us read the blog in the afternoon or evening. Are we catered for ?

Gazza | 11.06.18 - 10:40 a.m. | #

Well. Seeing as I've never let tea pass my lips, other than childhood trials, you will all have to do without my scintillating wit and early morning pearls of wisdom.

My cross-planet unbreakable bond will just be shared by coffee drinkers - but not if they start their day with Instant stuff.

pete c | 11.06.18 - 11:12 a.m. | #

@Gazza: I'm enjoying my afternoon tea right now, taking advantage of the 7-hour time difference.

Patrickov | 11.06.18 - 11:14 a.m. | #

Yorkshire Leaf, skimmed milk, 10 minute brew.

south london lad | 11.06.18 - 12:00 p.m. | #

Hmm, I can't see a prominently displayed Food Hygiene rating. You're not hiding something are you?

KingJ | Homepage | 11.06.18 - 12:41 p.m. | #

I've got that mug! It's rather hard to clean so I seldom use it.

Having my usual builder's tea with soy milk, no sugar. Not vegan, just can't stand the smell and taste of cow's milk.

Cheers, everyone!

HoosierSands | Homepage | 11.06.18 - 3:48 p.m. | #

The best thing about this virtual reality cafe is that it never shuts.

Bob L-S | 11.06.18 - 5:21 p.m. | #

Sorry, but I had my three mugs of tea and two pieces of honey toast for breakfast before I read of this offer.

Colesville Garth | 11.06.18 - 5:25 p.m. | #

Speaking of reading this blog at morning. Would it be possible to publish the articles at 5am so that your fellow readers from overseas could read these at breakfast?

Welcome | 11.06.18 - 7:30 p.m. | #

Harrington, my valet, informs me we shall be joining you, while partaking of English breakfast tea and buttered crumpets

PaMick | 12.06.18 - 8:25 a.m. | #

Considering all of the advances in technology since the Romans, Victorians, Alan Turin etc, why has nobody ever been able to invent a machine which can make a decent cup of tea?

kev | 12.06.18 - 12:00 p.m. | #











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