please empty your brain below

Now I feel obliged to comment, but I have nothing to say. No change there, then.

Ditto.

now you'll have to buy a crate of champagne and invite everyone to come around ...

The box is open, I'm staring into space, thinking....thinking...thinking


Oh, b.....

Is this why you don't ... oh I give up too.

When you try to please all the people, the person you end up pleasing least is usually yourself.

When I buy a round (which is frequently enough) my rule is that so long as my drink is correct, mistakes are permitted elsewhere in the order. As long as they're not of the Babycham-instead-of-bitter variety, people either don't care or don't notice.

THC

Assertiveness training.

This is why I can't be bothered with pubs, and (generally noisier and busier) clubs even less so.

I think we've probably all had this experience at some time and it makes you wonder why any of us bother to go out. Oh, I don't go out any more ... and when I used to go to clubs, I'd get a pint and make it last forever ... and that was 20 years ago. Drinking chocolate suddenly sounds so inviting.

Sorry, but I would have forced down the vodka, after all it had been paid for. Waste not want not as my mother used to say

Sounds like you need to visit a better pub in future.

(Any order of Guinness should be prioritised, of course - and pints go before spirits because smart bar staff can do spirits while pints pour by themselves.)

Try semaphore. That usually gets you noticed.

I would have bought the 'Fosters Shandy' a pint of Stella and awaited the results with interest

The combination must be weaker than 'Shandy Bass'.

Strange. One doesn't have this experience in the provinces. Oh how I don't miss Londo one little bit!

I do vaguely remember the part where one does finally get the full round, all present and correct, only to have a coronary at the full total. Like HBOS, the funds seem a little sparse and out comes the credit card, for what was only meant to be a quiet drink with friends seems to have turned into a call to Ocean Finance.

Feel the need to tell you about this place http://www.modernbritishtaverns..../
ringobells.htm
in case you're ever near Chester. Used to have to wait like that even if you were the only person in the place. New owners, new decor and service to shame the Savoy (or somewhere else alliteratively relevant!).

Shameless advertising if it were anything other than my local!

Oh my the way I use Google reader but click through to your main page to read it. Hmm have you got a statistic for that?!

Next time take them to Starbucks. Crap but at leat you get served.

If there is a bouncer on the door then it's not my kind of pub.

I'm with you - who drinks vodka and diet coke?

brilliant!

Epic fail.

Oh well. Bring your own flask next time?











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