please empty your brain below

"This makes me very smug."

Heh.

More sodding Olympics and bloody trains please! :D

I suspect kittens (lack of) will be the most popular.

Sorry but I have no complaints - more Olympics please.

Definitely insufficient kittens.

I'd like to complain about the length of the form.

Hee! I could do with a laugh this time of day. Thank you!

I demand my money back. Oh. Well at least an apology then.

Please visit Burnt Oak, the last station opened on the Northern LIne and home of the Watling Estate.I follow daily but NW London could do with a bit more coverage.As could increasingly yuppified
Kensal Rise/Queens Park.No complaints otherwise.

more tube trains please.

more boats please.

Another form of entertainment!

Within the last 14 days, was a complaint refunded?

(I'm a satisfied customer)

Have you noticed any kittens riding on a bus, bike or train?

Who is this raving loon Diamond Geezer? At least there ought to be a portrait. Bleedin hell, you'd think he was old Wainwright sneakin into places and pretending he's still there when you go lookin......

You haven't printed my press release about our dating site for giraffes. I am sure your readers would be interested. There isn't an option on the form to report this!!!

More Barking & Dagenham please. Suppose I should actually write a bit more about the place too. Stuff queued up, but I haven't hit the publish button in ages.

More junket, please. Like the copper in 'Bunny Lake Is Missing', I do like a nice bowl of junket.

This is the 46th funniest post ever.

A complaint - you haven't said "Your business/opinion/complaint is important to us."
I suspect therefore that it doesn't mean a monkey's to you.

I tried to complain about the lack of kittens, but the sodding form would not work properly. Typical!

I like that a lot.

I've told you before, everything is better if it has kittens!

;-D

Oh, go on, you know we love you really!

- The person who directly inspired the "I can't open your comments box any more" entry.

You've forgotten to add a massively rambling data protection clause that makes the document lengthy enough to require the first inch of a second sheet of paper when printed.

There can never be too many kittens.


LOL!! Eagerly awaiting my refund cheque now!

Click on "Submit your claim" and see how much you get!

And it's tax free!!

My comment was removed. Did I say something wrong?

Antipodean - you forgot to ask for more kittens.

That's the perplexing thing. I DID ask for more kittens, and made a facetious remark about the form not working (with irony) and it was removed???


Sorry! I was deleting three spam comments from the Tridentscan dasboard, and missed, and accidentally killed yours instead.

I've reinstated it now, which means we're all debating something which doesn't appear to have happened. Sorry!

Oh no worries. Thanks for letting me know. I was wondering if it was the new international format that did it, or whether I had been censored because I used the word 'sodding'. I'm just glad I didn't upset anybody. And at least I gave Debster the chance to mention kittens TWICE!

kittens, kittens, kittens

More trips to the seaside! And groundless bile! And gleefully snarky comments about people who try to get you to advertise their stuff!











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