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Oh Hello????
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Bonfire of the Sanities - a scathing critique of the socio-political implications of Guy Fawkes celebrations.
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Animal Fart - another contribution to global warming
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Muddlemarch - Brexit
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Death of a Balesman - terrible farming accident leads to shocking discovery
Three Men in a Coat - friends down on their luck try to get into the cinema for free |
To Fill a Mockingbird - recipes for birdseed
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This Gum for Hire - plenty to chew on
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Teas of the d'Urbervilles - Victorians enjoy a nice cuppa or two
Groat Expectations - Pip doesn't think he'll come into much money |
Stig of the Pump: a tame racing driver finds employment with BP
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The Cheery Orchard: fun with apples
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Teas of the d'Urbervilles would be a good place to buy a West Country cream tea.
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Moby Sick - The rise of plastic in our oceans
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The Tent Commandments - thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pegs
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Three Men in a Goat - I really don't want to know...
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Treasure Inland - Like Treasure Island, but without the ships
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Focal Heroes - extreme ophthalmology
Three Men in a Bout - a boxing referee gets stuck in Postman Pay - industrial relations in the Royal Mail Mulder on the Orient Express - the X-Files goes east Marry Potter - What Ginny Weasley did Hairy Potter - the werewolf cousin and the Duke of Cambridge trilogy: Oust William - a Palace coup Bust William - he runs out of money Jest William - a new career in stand-up |
To Fill a Mockingbird - a cookbook for fine diners
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Around The World In 80 Ways; the most comprehensive travel guide ever.
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Cold Comfort Fart - amid a bitter winter and a prolonged energy crisis, Seth alights upon a natural if inefficient way to provide a small amount of heat in the woodshed
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The Man with the Golden Bun - Bond pursues the super-villain Dr Not (a failed and embittered medical student) to his lair in a luxurious french gateau
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Oh Hello has been bothering me all day.
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Hard Mimes- a difficult game of charades.
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n.b. The first eight are all Shakespearean.
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The Old Curiosity Stop - yet more tales about bus stop M
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Vanity Hair - manual for celeb's hairdressers
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