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Bonfire of the Sanities - a scathing critique of the socio-political implications of Guy Fawkes celebrations.
Animal Fart - another contribution to global warming
Muddlemarch - Brexit
Death of a Balesman - terrible farming accident leads to shocking discovery

Three Men in a Coat - friends down on their luck try to get into the cinema for free
To Fill a Mockingbird - recipes for birdseed
This Gum for Hire - plenty to chew on
Teas of the d'Urbervilles - Victorians enjoy a nice cuppa or two

Groat Expectations - Pip doesn't think he'll come into much money
Stig of the Pump: a tame racing driver finds employment with BP
The Cheery Orchard: fun with apples
Teas of the d'Urbervilles would be a good place to buy a West Country cream tea.
Moby Sick - The rise of plastic in our oceans
The Tent Commandments - thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pegs
Three Men in a Goat - I really don't want to know...
Treasure Inland - Like Treasure Island, but without the ships
Focal Heroes - extreme ophthalmology
Three Men in a Bout - a boxing referee gets stuck in
Postman Pay - industrial relations in the Royal Mail
Mulder on the Orient Express - the X-Files goes east
Marry Potter - What Ginny Weasley did
Hairy Potter - the werewolf cousin

and the Duke of Cambridge trilogy:
Oust William - a Palace coup
Bust William - he runs out of money
Jest William - a new career in stand-up
To Fill a Mockingbird - a cookbook for fine diners
Around The World In 80 Ways; the most comprehensive travel guide ever.
Cold Comfort Fart - amid a bitter winter and a prolonged energy crisis, Seth alights upon a natural if inefficient way to provide a small amount of heat in the woodshed
The Man with the Golden Bun - Bond pursues the super-villain Dr Not (a failed and embittered medical student) to his lair in a luxurious french gateau
Oh Hello has been bothering me all day.
Hard Mimes- a difficult game of charades.
n.b. The first eight are all Shakespearean.
The Old Curiosity Stop - yet more tales about bus stop M
Vanity Hair - manual for celeb's hairdressers










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