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Wow! Congratulations on this mammoth trip.
Well done! Anti-clockwise next year? :)
Of course if you arrive by train and want to depart by bus (or v.v.) then you'll never find your way between the two stations.
Has achievement unlocked become general slang, so much that DG uses it, our is he a closet gamer? A tour of Mushroom Kingdom next?
Well done DG. Yes, the view from the bridge is magnificent. And a little bit of a compensation for when there is a queue to get into Kent.
The clue to the "only once an hour" is that if you are at an enormous shopping centre, why would you want to go to another enormous shopping centre?

Although there are evidently some who do!
congratulations DG

what's next? ... how about a competition for who's got the biggest potholes, we've got some glorious ones in N8-N10
DG, you should take the bus when there is a strong westerly gale blowing. Adds a whole extra dimension to the trip across....
Congratulations!

Reading this series of posts has encouraged me to get out on a bus a bit more. The journey between Crouch Hill and Hampstead on a sunny Sunday afternoon is quite pretty.

Top deck, front seats. The only way to ride.
Thanks for an interesting read, and well done!

This has been such a brilliant series, thanks DG. I've still never caught the X80, even when I lived out that way (well, Crayford) for six years. Didn't realise it doesn't run on Sundays though, how strange.

My response to Malcolm above would be that although they may not be two destinations you'd want to go between in themselves, each is a major bus hub for its area so it makes good sense for them to be linked together by bus too - essentially it opens up most of the areas either side of the bridge to most areas on the other side. Or would, if the connections were more frequent, cheaper and ideally integrated on some sort of EstuaryRider ticket of the kind deregulation has more or less ruled out…
John, I too wondered about this (finding the bus station from the rail station). It appears there is no need to worry about potential passengers lost in the perfumery department of Debenhams, because someone has thought of this and the bus starts from Chafford Hundred station. If you look at the 'satellite' view on Google maps you can see a blue bus pulling into the station.It might be on the 33 route though (can you tell I'm waiting for the heating engineer?) The 33 also does not run on Sundays, I wonder if none of Ensign's buses do, but shouldn't spend any further time on this.

DG Great post, I've spent too long now looking at maps of this area for potential walks Mardyke? Riverside? The bus ride across the bridge sounds great, right up my (and undoubtedly lots lots of others here) street. Keep up the excellent work.
A fitting climax - the bridge, not Bluewater!

Because I really am that sad I've been collecting statistics on your trip. Unsurprisingly, given that most of the route was a 50mph clearway, this was one of the fastest legs, at an average of 19mph, bringing the average speed for the whole circuit up to just over 13mph. (161 miles in 12 hours 16 minutes - although as DG was usually only timing to the nearest five minutes that could be out by anything up to an hour either way)
The fastest leg of all was route 84, which did three miles in eight minutes - an average of 22mph, although on such a short hop the error bars will be quite big. This was also the oldest bus, with a 51 reg (late 2001)
Longest leg was the first, the 492 - 13 miles in just over an hour. The shortest was the two mile hop on route 179. This also tied with the 275 for the newest bus (both 63 reg, or late 2013) The average age of the buses was just over seven years (i.e a 56 reg). (this average does not include the 216, as its registration plate was not visible in the photo)

Surisingly for such a suburban, or even rural, itinerary the majority of the buses (thirteen out of 25) were double deckers, but as they tended to be on the shorter legs they contributed only 43% of the intinerary (by time and distance).

The route numbers summed to 5797, including 102 from the "letter" routes. The digit "5" appeared only once.
Thirteen buses crossed the GLA boundary, five of them more than once: there were 22 crossings altogether. Ten buses were entirely within the GLA area, the final two being the only ones entirely outside it.

Wow! Thank you, DG.
And thanks for your reminder on the sidebar about the LT Depot Open Weekend this Sat and Sunday.
Well done mate.
I may have missed the relevant info but how many days did this circuit actually take? I doubt it is feasible in one day given the low frequency of certain key links. You'd have to be a very accomplished planner to have constructed a robust schedule that flawlessly meshes in 2 hourly and hourly headway services.

If you or anyone else wants to ride the X81 and almost guarantee to get stuck on the bridge then watch out for the Ensignbus running day in December each year. RTs, Routemasters and other buses galore to take you to Kent *Gravesend) and Essex (Brentwood and Grays) with plenty of buses on the Dartford Crossing.

And thanks for the stats boost on Flickr! ;-)
Actually a fair number of the Ensignbus routes do run on a Sunday, and in the evenings - I'm not sure if they still run a night service in Thurrock, but they certainly introduced one. They've long been a quality operator though - back to when the ran LRT services in East London in the mid-80s: they used to run a couple of their RTs on those routes (145 and 62) at the vaguest hint of a special occasion....

Ending up at Bluewater must be something of an anticlimax after such a tour! (Though: Lakeside would've been even more so - apart from the lack of signposting to the bus station, or good signposting to Chafford Hundred station, it is something of a pedestrian's nightmare, straight out of JD Ballard - getting to Ikea involves taking your life in your hands a few times too...)
I have really enjoyed yet another alternative view of London. Thank you very much for sharing!
I've really enjoyed reading this series. How about Round London by bus using the least amount of buses?

This is what I got:
25-108-75-X26-65-607-94
Oxford Circus – Stratford – Lewisham – Croydon – Kingston – Ealing Broadway
– Shepherd’s Bush – Oxford Circus

(I'm sure there's a better option)
Yes, great series.

I'm not sure that a trip that doesn't go any further north than Stratford could quite qualify as "Round London". Your mileage may vary.

Clearly DG didn't do the trip in one go. (Or if he did, where are the night time pictures?). But I rather enjoyed the implication of time passing behind the scenes, as it were, and the whole thing is tidily joined up into one narrative.
I was slightly amazed to learn from David, above, that route 210 has (recently, it turns out) gone double deck. What will they think of next?
@Malcolm - apparently since 2008.

"Round London" could be done on one bus if you don't define a radius - for instance route RV1 crosses over itself. How about "outside Zone 1"?
Excellent set of posts. Well done DG!
@ Anon 855pm - I did a "round London by bus" on a Good Friday a few years ago (Sat service levels but much less traffic!). I did 34 - 251 - 114 - U1 - U3 (missed a A10) - X26 - 75 - 108 - 69 - 97 which got me back to where I started from in NE London. That was all done in a day but not as close to the edge as DG achieved especially given the limited East London river crossings.
A fairly good circuit of the City can be achieved using just two buses - RV1 from Blackfriars southside to Tower Hill and 100 back again.

For the C-charge zone, seven buses: Vauxhall,196, Elephant, 188, Tooley Street, 42/78, Aldgate, 67, Shoreditch, 394, Angel, 205, Edgware Road, 36/436 back to Vauxhall. (You can omit the 67 and 394 if you are not too purist)
If you want the edge of Zone 1, after Edgware Road take the 27 to High St Ken, C1 to South Ken and the 360 back to Vauxhall.

PC @ 1244 am - I'm Anon @ 855 pm. One day? That's fantastic, and I'm from Walthamstow as well so the routes are very familiar. I should probably try going round London myself on my route to see how long I last...
@ Anon 1941 - Good Friday is coming up and TfL run a Saturday service despite it being a Bank Holiday. The reduced traffic levels, higher service frequency and no peak hours make this a good day to try a "circuit" out.

I was very lucky with the X26 connection at Heathrow - just a few minutes. I had missed the A10 fast bus at Uxbridge because the preceding U1 from Ruislip ran late and was packed full of people! If the X26 connection goes wrong then it's 30 mins wait or three buses to get from Heathrow to Croydon. From memory my trip took about 10 hours - 0800 to 1800.
Just a note: X80 has Sunday service since March 2018.










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