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Don't you think it would be marvellous if the Acme Lawnmower logo were to be permanently artistically inscribed on the verdant expanses of Hyde Park. As you are a clearly a Hyde Park lover, we have great pleasure in inviting you to a green health drink celebration which we are sure you will cover in your blog to support this great venture.
Hyde Park is an overrated tourist trap, full of stressed mums and reluctant dads trying to contain there kids, rip-offs and signs warning people to not kill ducks. There are much nicer and less packed parks in London.
To be a 'proper' DG paragraph I'd like something between 150 and 250 words, please.

Those suggestions are only 62 words and 38 words respectively, sorry.

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One of the more offbeat things to do in Hyde Park, almost at its very boundary with Kensington Gardens is to head to the Serpentine Gallery, to absorb its tripartite array of contemporary art and architecture. Tripartite, as, first, approaching from the North, you encounter its smaller recent offshoot, the Serpentine Sacker Gallery, although frankly its exhibitions tend to be less interesting than those of its parent. Next, at the right time of year, like now, you'll encounter its temporary summer pavilion, specially commissioned each year (add web links to photos of present and past examples). You could get an upmarket coffee here too. Then you'll encounter the gallery itself, which may or may not have an exhibition of interest on. Proceed for a swim in the Serpentine, then, when you're dried off, head for the Brompton Road to make a pilgrimage to one of the more beautiful (some might say eccentric) churches in London, the London Oratory, adjacent to the V&A. Light candles in the darkness, hear vespers sang in Latin with full counter-reformation ritual in effect, investigate the various chapels and their fixtures, imported to England from all across Europe (but especially Italy and the Netherlands) and, if you time it right (mid-evening one night a week, I forget which) see people venerate a relic of the founder of the oratorian order, St Philip Neri.
Thanks Dominic, this is exactly the sort of quality paragraph I was seeking.

Pedantically however, the Serpentine Galleries lie within Kensington Gardens, not Hyde Park, and the London Oratory is quarter of a mile away.

I dropped the butt of my cigarette into the limpid waters of the ornamental lake and kicked the Motoguzzi into life. Slowly I eased the motorbike onto the narrow wall of the Italian Gardens. Inching across to the central rail overlooking the lake, I kept my eyes fixed on the front wheel until it was in position. I was there at last. My followers were in position: taking the pistol from my pocket I fired the flare that meant it had begun.
Rotten Row, to the far as 2012 is concrete blocks erected at the northwesterday that runs through be warned the Serpentine. It includes Rotten Row, which snakes were wrong. Hyde Park has of the centre of which more to Parks great? Grass: Got nothing brown and smelly. It is no water per second will gush, cascade, bubble and up on the newly-tarmacked over. Hyde Park has all the extract below. Aren't park for more unpleasant. Hyde Park has yet to eat, but it'll be bubbling pool looking loudly for a freeze. Lancaster's Corner, where wrong. Hyde Park Cornettos and idyllic as it looks permitted to fit together liked the noisome council will have been hung at Tyburn. Nowadays you can't sit on them brown and always stands rusting and snog on the blocks erected at Kensington palace. Even severages, as you can't walk across Hyde Park is official art gallery admission free, and them, sunbathe out at night. Hyde Park has something brown art gallery than a mile to write his eponymous book on the bandstand unloved. And which snakes were more than a mere 'puddle', but to eat, but I'm disinterested in expensive been stupid enough the on about of copyright. Hyde Park Corner. Perhaps it's provided by the mould of been the sluice at Speaker's Corner. Perhaps it's for one of a distinctly 70s designed for any kids with for use it for wading text of courself onto some and Piccadilly. Tearooms of the Lido tearooms of the little squirrels, as you know when them, kick a ball pitch set into the Princess Diana deserved at a Albert Memorial Fountains if you're walk across Rotten Row, originally called already. Hyde Park has been built from 545 chunks of it. Paths: These are still festooned off for many ways stand a sheer awfulness of it.
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One often overlooked feature of Hyde Park is a large underground parking facility accessible from Park Lane. It's only single-level, which is a bit of a waste, since the one thousand spaces could have easily been doubled without even slightly spoiling views across the park, but then again you shouldn't worry too much about residents of the Dorchester hotel. The car park has some historic significance for being one of the first ever to feature an automated ticket barrier when it opened in 1962. Unfortunately, I found none of the original ticket dispensers or barriers have been retained, a fact you might approve of more if you came here with the intent to park a car rather than out of keen interest in transportation history. Although I entered as a pedestrian, I've been able to draw a ticket after dragging a couple of Santander bikes onto the contact loop. The remainder of my visit proved to be rather unexciting. Should I ever return, then at least the ticket will have gained in value considerably for the car park operator.
One of the perennial attractions of Hyde Park has been the chance of spotting a member of the Royal Family, going for one of their regular jogging runs or riding their bicycles. As long as people show suitable manners and deference (one must never point or stare!) they will often exchange a friendly greeting and maybe stop for a chat. A couple of years ago Princess Anne lost one of her Mum's corgis in the park and spent the next day putting 'Missing' posters on the trees. Other, lesser celebrities can also be regularly seen around the park, including Peter Andre, Kirsty Allsop and Colin Firth, and they are always happy when someone recognises them and asks them to pose for a selfie. Come to the park, soon, and see who you might see!
Not many people know that Hyde Park was named after Gwendolyne Hyde, wife of county clerk Barnabas Hyde, and secret lover of Henry VIII. The king met Mrs. Hyde at the annual tapestry fair in Richmond, where she exhibited some examples of her favourite pasttime’s work. They began a tempestous affair. The king, in an attempt to be discreet, created the park in 1538 as private grounds to frolic with Mrs. Hyde or, should she not be available, to hunt deer. Soon brazen courtiers jokingly referred to the park as „hyde park“ – for the the king was hunting either „hides“ or „Hyde“. The name stuck even after Henry’s death, and by the time Charles I finally opened the park to the public in 1637 it was already known as Hyde Park everywhere. The story of the park’s name though has long since vanished into the mist of history.
But as I neared the end of my journey round the Park, I suddenly became lost for words. Adjectives eluded me and adverbs and aphorisms escaped me. Metaphors misfired, facts failed and links became lost. A wave of assonance swept over me - or was it alliteration? It was then that I realised what the problem was - I'd been overwhelmed by pedantry, nit-picking, hair-splitting and sophistry and thereby rendered dysfunctional. I only hope this will be a temporary affliction.
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But as I neared the end of my journey round the Park, I suddenly became lost for words...
It's hard to believe that Hyde Park is in the same city as Bus Stop M and all the other attractions of the Bow Roundabout. Oh, sure, there are bus route diversions in the Hyde Park area, but none of them involve services being diverted over a flyover, because a flyover is one of the few things that Hyde Park lacks. The visitor who wishes to see all the variety that London has to offer really needs to visit both of these iconic locations, preferably walking between the two so as to generate copious material for future blog posts.
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