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The Lion, the Switch, and the Wardrobe - unpopular Nintendo-sponsored story of feng shui at a zoo.
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The Old Man and the Seat - pensioner spends an enjoyable afternoon watching Channel 4
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England Made Men - once upon a time
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Brave Newt World - Ken Livingstone looks to the future
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A Farewell to Farms: rural depopulation and its consequences
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Hungery Games - Too intense to stop for food
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The Study - jackie Collins does it indoors
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Twelfth Knight - succeeds where the other eleven failed.
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The Beagle has Landed - Snoopy goes to the Moon
Gloves Labour's Lost - I can't find those mittens you spent so long knitting Pickwick Paupers - something DIDN'T come up |
Lord of the Fliers: a battle ensues for the spare first-class meal
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A Broom With A View - autobiography of a cleaner charged with keeping the uppermost floors of the tallest buildings in the world slick and span
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Richard III: Shakespeare's seminal piece on toilet humour
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Of Mince and Men - An epic tale of butchers and butchery
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