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I'll start you off with Mill Hill East.
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I'll take a lateral to White Hart Lane.
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That calls for an immediate back pass to Boston Manor. Don't say you're not surprised.
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At this point it is permissible, even necessary, to invoke the Translateral and frankly insane Route 32 diversion:
Harwell Campus |
Tricky,tricky, tricky. Hmmm, let's think....Finsbury Park!
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You do all realise that playing against the World Record Holder of the tube, you are all doomed to failure, aren't you?
Tricky start - Turnhan with an 'N'. But off-peak the Northholt gambit still works here, and we can go to Hounslow Barracks. |
Pardon the newbie but surely Leicester Square is an obvious choice here?
Maybe too obvious? |
West Kensington. Easy.
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Latimer Road.
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(Bearing in mind the Lausanne convention): Circular Quay
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@Malcolm ... in that case I should say that maybe some passengers might like to get off at Redfern* ...
Before we jumped continents I was going to ask a less complex question. Do overground and DLR stations count under the Original Standard Rules? * Obscure Sydney joke. |
Excellent...been a long time. In fact I don't think I've played since I've had an Oyster card......nevertheless, I think I'll still go for Ealing Broadway. Hah!
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....but shouldn't we have started at Aldgate East under OSR (though I could be mis-reading Rule 12a) ?
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I prefer to keep my litter for the bins at Charing Cross.
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Invoking the Holden Paradigm, I'm going for Colliers Wood.
(I'm worried my lack of experience will show playing against geofftech...) |
I want to divert to Cassiobridge but I'm not clear on the rules about using unbuilt stations.
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A Labyrinth diversion causes me to bounce around between Mark Lane, Bull & Bush and Mill Hill (The Hale) in one swooping move before straddling a Leslie Green bonus card and settling at Osterley & Spring Grove.
Don't worry James, it's just a game - we're all in it together. |
If "Antipodean" can use the Redfern joke (UK equivalents are South Hampstead or Manors), I have to say that the whole thing is Hornchurch - (i.e way beyond Barking)
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Well, as rule 12 does not apply, that gives me the opportunity for a "shunt" to Cockfosters.
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That leaves the game open to a double diagonal which, in this case, can only be Putney Bridge
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(Bridges are wild, no? You could have had Southfields there.) In any case I believe I can Dollis Hill.
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@Antipodean & Timbo : Apparently the naval equivalent is Fratton
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I reckon people here have been smoking at Pinner.
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Hmm I'm not sure it was in the original rules, for obvious reasons, but I think that it is allowable as a key updated move as part of the Doppler Gambit. The Doris Bike stand outside Holborn.
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Delicias (Variente de Aranjuez).
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How about closed stations? Down Street, my old favourite!
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I raise my eyebrows at the previous two comments and play to Temple.
The one between Pont de Levallois - Becon and Gallieni is in spoon, so it should be quite clear that I meant the one between Embankment and Blackfriars. Reverse the polarity of the escalators! *whirly hand gesture* |
Well, with the polarity reversed, we could try Hobbs End.
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As that takes us into the imaginary domain, I can play Walford East.
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With a move like that, we have to take a Cartevelian Drift (1977 addendum, updated post-2004 rules, with swipe-card loaded), and go to
???????????? ??????? As they say, (when they are not saying "Tabisuplebis Moedani") "Leebertee Skver" |
Ah, so can come over all Francophile here, and tout alors, but try slipping in some Georgian script, and it's all zut alors! It is no fair!
Still in Latin Script I say again: Tavisuplebis Moedani |
So I'll use the Tardis Expletive, which ends up in Wood Lane!
Careful. |
To keep Antipodean happy, I believe my status as a former Redfern resident allows me to make use of the international namesake loophole and take us to Croydon railway station.
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oh Dear. I didn't want to risk a foul, because my question above re overground lines has not been answered, but I now feel compelled to use the wildcard I have been saving and direct us all to that Aussie heartland in south-west London ... Clapham Junction, or, indeed, any variant of the Claplands.
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ARGH - get it RIGHT.
@ Whiff - oh Dear. I didn't want to risk a foul, because my question above re overground lines has not been answered, but I now feel compelled to use the wildcard I have been saving and direct us all to that Aussie heartland in south-west London ... Clapham Junction, or, indeed, any variant of the Claplands. |
After 24 hours, the time distortion field protocol becomes relevant and, yes, having rolled a double six, I believe I can now move directly to Mornington Cresecent without passing "Go", although it may cost me £200. Thank you for playing.
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Hampstead.
(See tomorrow's blog entry) |
As aces are now low, I invoke the offside rule and continue with an antipodean backpass to Epping. Remember to change at Theydon Bois for trains to Eastwood.
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Mornington Crescent. I win.
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Andrew beat you to it, pay attention. I was sooo tempted, but I was expecting DG to jump in and do the final honours and I didn't want to steal his thunder.
Does the winner get a free kitten? |
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