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I'll start you off with Mill Hill East.
I'll take a lateral to White Hart Lane.
That calls for an immediate back pass to Boston Manor. Don't say you're not surprised.
At this point it is permissible, even necessary, to invoke the Translateral and frankly insane Route 32 diversion:

Harwell Campus
Tricky,tricky, tricky. Hmmm, let's think....Finsbury Park!
You do all realise that playing against the World Record Holder of the tube, you are all doomed to failure, aren't you?

Tricky start - Turnhan with an 'N'. But off-peak the Northholt gambit still works here, and we can go to Hounslow Barracks.
Pardon the newbie but surely Leicester Square is an obvious choice here?
Maybe too obvious?
West Kensington. Easy.
Latimer Road.
(Bearing in mind the Lausanne convention): Circular Quay
@Malcolm ... in that case I should say that maybe some passengers might like to get off at Redfern* ...

Before we jumped continents I was going to ask a less complex question. Do overground and DLR stations count under the Original Standard Rules?

* Obscure Sydney joke.
Excellent...been a long time. In fact I don't think I've played since I've had an Oyster card......nevertheless, I think I'll still go for Ealing Broadway. Hah!
....but shouldn't we have started at Aldgate East under OSR (though I could be mis-reading Rule 12a) ?
I prefer to keep my litter for the bins at Charing Cross.
Invoking the Holden Paradigm, I'm going for Colliers Wood.

(I'm worried my lack of experience will show playing against geofftech...)
I want to divert to Cassiobridge but I'm not clear on the rules about using unbuilt stations.
A Labyrinth diversion causes me to bounce around between Mark Lane, Bull & Bush and Mill Hill (The Hale) in one swooping move before straddling a Leslie Green bonus card and settling at Osterley & Spring Grove.

Don't worry James, it's just a game - we're all in it together.
If "Antipodean" can use the Redfern joke (UK equivalents are South Hampstead or Manors), I have to say that the whole thing is Hornchurch - (i.e way beyond Barking)
Well, as rule 12 does not apply, that gives me the opportunity for a "shunt" to Cockfosters.
That leaves the game open to a double diagonal which, in this case, can only be Putney Bridge
(Bridges are wild, no? You could have had Southfields there.) In any case I believe I can Dollis Hill.
@Antipodean & Timbo : Apparently the naval equivalent is Fratton
I reckon people here have been smoking at Pinner.
Hmm I'm not sure it was in the original rules, for obvious reasons, but I think that it is allowable as a key updated move as part of the Doppler Gambit. The Doris Bike stand outside Holborn.
Delicias (Variente de Aranjuez).
How about closed stations? Down Street, my old favourite!

I raise my eyebrows at the previous two comments and play to Temple.

The one between Pont de Levallois - Becon and Gallieni is in spoon, so it should be quite clear that I meant the one between Embankment and Blackfriars.

Reverse the polarity of the escalators! *whirly hand gesture*
Well, with the polarity reversed, we could try Hobbs End.
As that takes us into the imaginary domain, I can play Walford East.
With a move like that, we have to take a Cartevelian Drift (1977 addendum, updated post-2004 rules, with swipe-card loaded), and go to

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As they say, (when they are not saying "Tabisuplebis Moedani")
"Leebertee Skver"
Ah, so can come over all Francophile here, and tout alors, but try slipping in some Georgian script, and it's all zut alors! It is no fair!

Still in Latin Script I say again: Tavisuplebis Moedani
So I'll use the Tardis Expletive, which ends up in Wood Lane!

Careful.
To keep Antipodean happy, I believe my status as a former Redfern resident allows me to make use of the international namesake loophole and take us to Croydon railway station.
oh Dear. I didn't want to risk a foul, because my question above re overground lines has not been answered, but I now feel compelled to use the wildcard I have been saving and direct us all to that Aussie heartland in south-west London ... Clapham Junction, or, indeed, any variant of the Claplands.
ARGH - get it RIGHT.

@ Whiff - oh Dear. I didn't want to risk a foul, because my question above re overground lines has not been answered, but I now feel compelled to use the wildcard I have been saving and direct us all to that Aussie heartland in south-west London ... Clapham Junction, or, indeed, any variant of the Claplands.
After 24 hours, the time distortion field protocol becomes relevant and, yes, having rolled a double six, I believe I can now move directly to Mornington Cresecent without passing "Go", although it may cost me £200. Thank you for playing.
Hampstead.

(See tomorrow's blog entry)
As aces are now low, I invoke the offside rule and continue with an antipodean backpass to Epping. Remember to change at Theydon Bois for trains to Eastwood.
Mornington Crescent. I win.
Andrew beat you to it, pay attention. I was sooo tempted, but I was expecting DG to jump in and do the final honours and I didn't want to steal his thunder.

Does the winner get a free kitten?










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