please empty your brain below

If it wasn't for all those pesky locks and weirs, our cetaceous friend could go all the way up the Thames, scoot down the Kennet&Avon from Reading, across a few sundry canals and rivers (I'm not too hot on thedetails west of Newbury) - et voila! - Wales!

I knew (or hoped maybe) this would be your piece today DG

Excellent.

"London welcomes its very first non-human tourist"

Pah! Did you not watch Doctor Who last year?

mmmm, whale burgers.

A wonderful itinerary for the tourist whale, DG.
But i have a feeling the whale in question, most likely is not carrying a waterproof notebook, with WIFI, and your blog bookmarked. Of course...I've been known to be wrong in the past.

I've been down to Battersea Park to see the whale, and I can confirm that it's real.

A Harbour Master's boat drifted alongside, keeping a close eye on the lost creature as it surfaced occasionally in the ever shallowing waters.

Every Londoner who got a camera for Christmas was there too, pointing enormous zoom lenses out into the Thames.

And look, I even got a (not very good) photograph myself.

This is sheer comedic genius.

thanks for making my day!

Can't help wondering if all the human concern was what finished it off.

We were there too - whale pictures here

The latest thinking is that it must have been ill to have got itself so off course in the first place.

Who in their right mind would want to purposefully visit London anyway?

Judging by the headlines in the Sunday papers, I'd say a good few sub-editors must read DG... Always nice to be ahead of the pack I'd say











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