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Hmmm I think I have seen just about all of those being done. |
What including the caravan? I'm loving this one "take photographs or any other recordings of visual images for the purpose of or in connection with a business, trade, profession or employment;" So what actually happens if you break the byelaws? |
A shrubbery? That's a bit Python-esque!!! |
I'm not even covinced there's a single shrubbery or flower bed anywhere in the square. |
And what do they mean by "go"? |
Usually I would say to relieve oneself, to discharge ... lol. And yes I have seen a caravan there. |
I love to see someone 'caused to be played' a musical instrument. I can just see a busker being held at gun point. |
I was wondering about the 'cause to be played' bit too. Perhaps if you look like you're about to make a speech (in itself illegal anyway), or a particularly extravagant entrance, a passing trumpeter might involuntarily break into a fanfare? That would obviously be terrible. As for 'foot-propelled devices', doesn't that include shoes? Mine are definitely propelled by my feet. Ken should enforce that one, and just have a square full of hippies, feral children and Sandie Shaw. (Sorry, forgot, she's included in the first lot already.) |
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