please empty your brain below

At least it does not sell burger's and kebab's (or pizza's and salad's for that matter). I still remember the 'Traditional Devonshire Tea's' I saw outside of Salisbury Cathedral once.
Twice the offence here, I think - last time I looked, Salisbury was in Wiltshire.
This pic reminds me a little of a book I was given - "Sh*t London". The problem with that title or indeed the contents is that the things in it *weren't* that "Sh*t* - they were actually often interesting or fun, if only the reader looked a bit harder. Which in turn reminded me of "crap days out" and "crap towns", both of which were single-minded negative narratives that failed to see any joy in anything they covered.

Apols; had to get that one off my chest.
@Gordon .. it could have been 'cream teas' to be totally fair. I'm not entirely up with the politics behind 'cream teas', 'Devonshire teas' and 'Cornish Cream Teas'. In Oz we are allowed to call tea and scones with aerated cream 'Devonshire teas', although we are not allowed to call Champagne anything but 'sparking wine'... I suggest you go the way of the French and start demanding 'rights' to certain phraseology. In Devon I did eat Devonshire teas with Rhodda's clotted cream from Cornwall, I have to say. Call me picky, but I refuse to eat anywhere that advertises 'tea's' or 'pizza's', and, if pressed for choice, I have been known to correct menus. So if you ever come across a menu altered in purple ink it may have been previously perused by a narky Aussie teaching the locals their own language. By the way, is it jam then cream, or cream then jam?
"By the way, is it jam then cream, or cream then jam? "

That's the difference between a traditional Cornish cream tea and the Devonshire version. (Cornish is actually butter, then jam, then cream)
@anon - we in Oz do jam then cream, but it is either OR this and butter!










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