please empty your brain below

No cynicism at all then?

Well, that should do the trick.

How could they not be swayed by such persuasive arguments?

Yes, the Olympics for London.

East London.

Oh dear god no. Let Australia have every second year. We love every sport there is, even synchronised diving.

Full text of London's Olympic bid, written on the back of a beermat:

"One Olympics, plus damp-course, ten billion quid, cash in hand"

Brilliant satire - and so true...

p.s. - paris is the perfect choice as it will be quicker to get from central london thanks to the new channel tunnel rail link from st pancras.

Rubbish Pete! Door to door from Sydenham on the 176 bus, to Waterloo, then hop on Eurostar! Bugger having to struggle on the tube to Kings Cross, you selfish North London git!
You must be to want it there!

goog god, what a whining miserable fuck you are, I bet you're a joy down the pub.











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