please empty your brain below |
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We've already thought of Rooney turning into the next Gazzer - the shitty cover of "Ferry cross the Mersey" can't be that far away. |
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i meant 'brilliant' to avoid repetition - but oh, what the hell. |
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So the media have turned this lad into a hero and superstar. How long before the young roonatic misses an absolute sitter, gets sent off for an awful foul or gives away a vital penalty? Then having been built him up the media will have a field day knocking him down again. |
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Get Private Eye to sign on the dotted line before writing this sort of stuff, otherwise they'll just pinch it... |
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